gamsee:

how do you start a conversation with someone without sounding lame do you just be like Hey man how many cool scooter tricks can u do

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losingmycool-bcsupernatural:

jtotheizzoe:

An important reminder that the universe has three spatial dimensions and is best appreciated with all three engaged*.

*engage fourth as needed for EXTREME MODE

god dammit people tag your porn

(Source: cozydark, via cudifornian)

noire-pandora:

I am that type of douchebag friend who doesn’t talk with you for weeks but still cares about you and hopes you still care too.

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mathsdebater:

I hate these things
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I hate these thin
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I hate the
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Nope I still fuckin hate these things

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sra-foreveralone:

I swear this is the last one

(Source: oestranhomundodek, via drunken-rantics)

vandalswithjetpacks:

The idea that people had sex before the 20th century really freaks me out. Like George Washington probably got a blow job and that makes me uncomfortable.

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ieatgokudera:

EYELASHES YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO PREVENT SHIT FROM FALLING IN MY EYE BUT WHEN YOU FALL IN MY EYE THEN WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO YOU WERE MY LAST LINE OF DEFENSE AND YOU BETRAYED ME

(Source: bombprince, via emojied)